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FIGHT WITH US! Download a copy of the Gold Ninja Video Theme Song!

Gold Ninja Video Song Lyrics! FOR SUPERFANS TO SING ALONG TO!

 

The prophecy says that one cinephile shall save independent and bargain bin film for all.

Armed with blu-ray burners and printers and very high quality discs that stack up to the ceiling of his office.

But our hero can’t do it alone. He needs you, TO FIGHT!

He’s on a mission to save film
He’s got a passion for monster thrills
Wolf Devils and Queens that kill!
And he won’t stop til he gets his fill!

He’s got a Brooklyn gorilla attack!
The dragon’s blood won’t bring his enemies back!
You better count your unlucky stars
Gold Ninja’s saving cinema!

Directors prepare
The Gold Ninja’s comin’ for ya!
(Gold Ninja, Gold Ninja Video!)
Bargain bin beware
The Gold Ninja’s comin’ for ya!
(Gold Ninja, Gold Ninja Video!)
Special features to blow your mind
Are comin’ for ya!
(Gold Ninja, Gold Ninja Video!)
But we need youuuuuu to fiiiiiiiiight!

Alright!

We’re gonna stretch those crowdfunding goals
Get Freaky Farley ’til Skiptracer is sold
You’re getting Westerns from Poverty Row!
So much kung fu that your brain will explode!

We’re scanning movies all day and all night!
You’ve gotta join our righteous fight!
The definition’s getting higher and higher
Gold Ninja is saving cinema!

Directors prepare
The Gold Ninja’s comin’ for ya!
(Gold Ninja, Gold Ninja Video!)
Bargain bin beware
The Gold Ninja’s comin’ for ya!
(Gold Ninja, Gold Ninja Video!)
Special features to blow your mind
Are comin’ for ya!
(Gold Ninja, Gold Ninja Video!)
But we need youuuuuu to fiiiiiiiiight!
Facilitate the dinosaurs mine
So many blu-rays to buy!

Directors prepare
The Gold Ninja’s comin’ for ya!
(Gold Ninja, Gold Ninja Video!)
Bargain bin beware
The Gold Ninja’s comin’ for ya!
(Gold Ninja, Gold Ninja Video!)
Special features to blow your mind
Are comin’ for ya!
(Gold Ninja, Gold Ninja Video!)
But we need you!
Yes we need you!
TO FIGHT!